long long ago....

in the southern province of china...
there is a man
who leaves for singapore to go for a tour with his family...

upon reaching...
he finds there to only have things
that have only cement...HDBs...
people..artificial vegetation..
water shortage and everyone is too busy
to stop and admire things ard them...

he compares and noted a few things..

1) China have ancient buildings and history written
plus witnessed by a billion people over the ages...
Singapore have a fake merlion legend to cheat the kids..
waste alot of money building tourist attractions that look
like ancient buildings...but fake

2)The people back home is more lazy in the countryside
those in the city act like they are not china people...

3)In his hometown, the services and attitudes of those in
the service line is utterly BAD and uncomparable to those
in singapore... He dun get plates of food being dropped upon
the table in very part of singapore he goes to... He can ask for
any things and they will tend to him shortly...while back at home
those people have lousy attitude and stare at u while u eat...
and pester him to eat faster so they can keep the dishes...

4)Singaporeans although talk on the phone while on the move...
but they dun talk like they want the whole world to know wat
they are discussing abt...
people in his country talk like they are deaf they make sure
people in the 5 metres radius can hear and understand...

5)Singapore shopping areas have more friendly sales persons
BUT the price is fixed and you cannot bargain...
those back in china will bug u and slash their prices till u buy..

6)The food there in singapore have more taste and favor...and have
more MEAT than vegetables...
CHINA food is quite plain..and they dont really use chilli and spicy things
much...the food back home is 10% meat and 90% vegetables for a MEAT DISH

7)Everyone in china smokes and drink at every diner...
on every table the standard drink on table is 2 bottles of beer and 1 bottle of soft drink...
beer is cheaper than water, water is cheaper than soft drinks...

8)The ISTANA in Singapore is uncomparable to the FORBIDDEN CITY in beijing...

9)Shopping area in China closes at 9...and Singapore closes at 10plus...

10)Last thing...the man finds that he needs a digital camera with high zoom capabilities...

11) The flower there is PRETTIER than those in china...
the cow in singapore is cuter than china...

end of story...

lucky i am a singaporean....
haiz...i am stuck in civil engineering
been stoning ard for quite some time..
MIA for quite some time...
long time since i met some of my frds...

can i be a tree and have my little koala bear?
i hope can see u more often then jus once in awhile...
i know u busy...